I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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