ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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