I need help removing her.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
i now understand why vodka
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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