actually, I'm a sock model
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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