Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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