***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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