O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm at about main and main street
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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