I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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