Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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