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That's how twitter works, right?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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