Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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