4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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