I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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