i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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