So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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