I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Someone shit on the floor
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I enjoy the company of your penis
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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