I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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