it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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