i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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