you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
No more Irish car bombs ever.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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