Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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