Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
where am i from again
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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