the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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