Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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