I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
