I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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