i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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