I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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