I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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