...so i touched it.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize