Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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