I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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