I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
tell me about the eggs
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