I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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