yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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