If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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