Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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