You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
