he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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