Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
