Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
two words...techno handjob
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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