Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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