How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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