I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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