What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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