You really coming over, don't trick.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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