they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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