I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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