So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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