Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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