Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
do herpes really smell.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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