Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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