Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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