i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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