I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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