I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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