ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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