I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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