Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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